What is the ‘Midwest goodbye’ — and why does it take hours?

March 30, 2026

“One does not simply cut off a Midwest goodbye. The only way out is through.”

https://nypost.com/2026/03/29/lifestyle/what-is-the-midwest-goodbye-and-why-does-it-take-hours/

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