The RMS Starmer was going round in circles, some crew trying to scuttle the ship, while the chief purser locked herself in her cabin: QUENTIN LETTS

Here at the worm farm we had a day of wriggling. Westminster’s slippery invertebrates writhed and waved their maggoty forms in the air as they vied for supremacy.

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