Posted in NY Post Rock-headed bozo steals $11K geodes from arts center in ritzy Rye — then tries to sell them to cop: report April 5, 2026 A rock for brains buffoon allegedly stole geodes worth thousands of dollars from an art center in ritzy Rye, but was nabbed while attempting to pawn the goods on Facebook Marketplace. https://nypost.com/2026/04/05/us-news/rock-headed-bozo-steals-11k-geodes-from-arts-center-in-ritzy-rye-then-tries-to-sell-them-to-cop/