Every week, The Post will bring you our picks of the best one-liners and stories from satirical site the Babylon Bee to take the edge…

“One Battle After Another” breakout Chase Infiniti leads the cast. https://pagesix.com/2026/04/08/entertainment/how-to-watch-the-testaments-series-premiere-free-time-cast/ 

“One Battle After Another” breakout Chase Infiniti leads the cast. https://pagesix.com/2026/04/08/entertainment/how-to-watch-the-testaments-series-premiere-free-time-cast/ 

Leftist experts, as usual, are reacting viscerally to Trump’s heated rhetoric — but while his language gets a lot of attention, it’s not a crime….

Jasveen Sangha will be the third defendant sentenced of the five people who have pleaded guilty in connection with the 2023 overdose of the 54-year-old…

Harbaugh must show he can turn most of last season’s close losses into fantastic finishes. https://nypost.com/2026/04/08/sports/john-harbaughs-belief-in-giants-turnaround-begins-where-games-end/ 

Augusta National once was a happy hunting ground for long shots. https://nypost.com/2026/04/08/betting/2026-masters-picks-best-long-shot-bets-at-augusta-national/ 

More than 6 million Americans are living with dementia, which affects memory, communication, reasoning and planning. https://nypost.com/2026/04/08/health/personality-trait-that-lowers-dementia-risk-revealed-study/ 

“He’s a big fat man. It’s a foot issue. It’s an offset [of his weight],” one source said. https://nypost.com/2026/04/08/us-news/heres-the-gross-reason-accused-gilgo-beach-serial-killer-rex-heuermann-has-been-hobbling-on-crutches/ 

Biden has repeatedly denied any involvement in his son Hunter or brother James’ business ventures before, during and after his presidential term. https://nypost.com/2026/04/08/us-news/rudy-giluiani-tells-pod-force-one-about-rico-case-he-had-prepared-for-point-man-joe-biden/