Trump Says DeSantis Lacks the Classified Documents Necessary to Be …

January 30, 2023

January 30, 2023 PALM BEACH ( The Borowitz Report )—As Ron DeSantis reportedly prepares a White House bid, Donald J. Trump accused the Florida Governor of lacking the classified documents necessary…

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